Showing posts with label wacky. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wacky. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

and so we lost the unicorns...

Noah was not only obedient to God's extraordinary commands, 
he was also fond of animals 
(which was unusual in his day), 
and not afraid of them.
He may not have had the strength of Samson, 
but he herded a great royal lion and tawny lioness 
up the ramp and into the ark without a flicker of nervousness, 
and cautioned them not to tread on the tail of the peacock 
who strutted ahead of them.  
He drew back only  little as the coral snake flickered 
with its beauty and its deadly poison.  
He swatted the ugly wild boar on it's rough rump.
And the water kept rising.  
And the animals kept coming.

The ostriches weren't at all sure about the gangplank 
and pecked at Noah as he urged them up into the ark.
 The birds flew in circles and excited the gorillas.  

And the water kept rising.

"Hurry!" cried Mrs. Noah.
"Hurry, hurry, hurry!" cried their sons, Shem, Ham and Japeth.
And the water kept rising.
And the family kept shouting.
And Noah got wetter and wetter 
and his beard and hair dripped 
great drops of rain.

"They're all in!" cried Mrs. Noah.  
"Hurry!" 
and she pulled Noah up the gangplank, 
and Shem, Ham and Japeth pulled the gangplank up, 
and the ark began to move away 
into the floodwaters.

Noah shook the rain from his eyes. 
"Wait!" he cried.  
"The unicorns aren't on!" 
 But the ark was already out into deep water.

~Madeliene L'Engle, Ladder of Angels

watercolor

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

portrait of a coffee loving artist

 watercolor and ink

“Fueled by [her] inspiration, 
[Jenn] ran across the room to steal the cup of 
[hazelnut] coffee 
the bookshelf had taken prisoner. 
Lapping the [creamy nutty] brew like a hyena, 
[she] tossed the empty cup aside
[deeply relieved that there were 3 more cups waiting]
[She] then returned to the chair to continue 
[her] divine act of creation. 
Hot blood swished in [her] head 
as [her] mighty [brush] stole across the [canvas].” 
― adapted from a quote bRoman Payne

for Jenn
to make her laugh
sharing at APR

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

vitamin T

watercolor
My grandma used to plant tomato seedlings 
in tin cans from tomato sauce & puree & crushed tomatoes...
but she always soaked the labels off first. 
"I don't want them to be anxious about the future,"she said. 
"It's not healthy. "
~Brian Andreas

For APR: food

Monday, April 9, 2012

Mrs. G.


watercolor

Mrs. G. Camelo-Pardalis
has been biting her tongue for a long time,
ruminating rather irritably over the chit-chat 
rustling through the jungle.
(Entering into such yakking is far beneath her, of course.)
But the breeze has been shooting concerning rumors...
and Mrs. G is about to become very vocal!


For Illustration Friday
Topic: Vocal

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

pea(ce), please!

 
watercolor
"Peace, please!" 
the exasperated mother exclaimed,
after bountiful bullet-peas
at brother and back were aimed.

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

unfortunate yield

watercolor
far below, sweet drink
sigh the stiff arthritic neck:
unfortunate yield.

Topic: Yield

Monday, January 16, 2012

flivverality

India ink on watercolor

the flivvery song
of first light jolts the dreamy
reality winks

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Friday, November 18, 2011

legitimate concern

Sweet Pete is concerned about his future...

sweet potato grown in my garden

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

bad hair day

Ophelia blamed her bad hair day on hormones...
or was it the new shampoo...?
No, hormones. Definitely hormones.

pine straw, pen and sun

Friday, November 4, 2011

see the horse

                                            see the horse 
free
               float

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Penelope Pig


Penelope had
a hard time navigating
the wet cobble stones
on her new heels.

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Saturday, October 29, 2011

the mother

Beware
the mother 
bear.
She will scare
those who dare
interfere with them
in her den.
Wears she fur or human hair,
has she paws or fingers fair,
 be aware
of
the mother
bear.


Continuous line drawing

Friday, October 28, 2011

a wish

Rainbow fish
makes a wish
to not end  up
on a dish. 
- Devan(8)
colored pencil
Inkblot prompt#6

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Saturday, October 15, 2011

box turtle

The day the box turtle went swimming...

acrylic on canvas

Fine line

For Felix, 
the distinction between 
in 
or 
out 
is a fine line.


acrylic on canvas

Friday, October 14, 2011

apology

because sometimes, you see,
the three-toed monster in me
just will not let me
be
free
to be
just
the me
i wish
to be...
the me
that will not make thee
flee

pen and colored pencil

Man-a-tee




Man-a-tee
like a 
Man-at-tea
like a 
Man-at-eaze
is the 
Manatee

Continuous line drawing